Editor’s Note: Here’s another in our series of “Fearless Forecasts” here at Bump Drafts. Today- we hear from Jeremy T. Sellers- an EMT by day, a raging NASCAR fan by night. Jeremy is also owner/ publisher of Jerm’s Joint Racing Pub.
‘Twas the week before Daytona, and all through Jerm’s Joint,My editor has asked me to get to the point.
Soon the truck will be packed with all our gear,Because we know that the 500 will soon be here.
As visions of Dale Jr winning a race dance in my head,I hope it is not another season of enduring dread.
Escaping the onslaught of Ohio’s winter blast,It is to you now I bring my Fearless Forecast!
NASCAR will further realize the error of their ways, and the cars will improve in the coming days.
Jimmie Johnson is finally de-throned and Denny Hamlin’s name will be etched in historic stone.
Kyle Busch stands to waver but not totally fall, and my heart tells me that Dale Jr. will have a ball.
The Nationwide Series will see more of its regulars win, and maybe even Danica Patrick finds a way in.
Ron Hornaday will still certainly kick ass, but look for Matt Crafton to be at the head of the class.
Hamlin is teaching racing school, and Keselowski becomes the class fool.
Raw Emotion returns for the loyal fans, and the Officials won’t ruin any sparring plans.
Brian France will continue to realize where his head has been, Mike Helton will just put it back there again.
Daytona International finds out its amusement park is a bust, and all their rides will collect the sea rust.
Carl Edwards will have a better year, and did I mention Jerm will drive ‘Dega without fear?
Look for Front Row to show up with their magic hat, and even RPM will top that!
Jack Roush continues his winning ways and a toast to RCR which will see better days.
…and as Jerm and sons in his Colorado drove out of sight, he yelled, "I’ll be reporting from Daytona next Friday night!"
Thanks, Jerm. Tune in tomorrow when John “Dawg” Chapman offers up his take on the 2010 NASCAR season. In case you missed it, Bump Drafts contributor Patrick Reynolds posted his Fearless Forecast last Tuesday (click here).
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wow..i dont want what your smoking..hamlin?..lol..the guys too goofy in the head to be consistant enough to challenge for it all….as for danica..why in the world are scribes etc glorifying her 12 place start 6th palce finish in a 4th rate series that contains maybe 3 quality drivers?..was on a forum the other night and everyone had “she’s the next coming” fever..scott speed did well in arca and it didnt translate..danica was in THE best quality car at daytona for arca race and 12th place start 6th place finish..put alli in the same car..betcha she drives circles round danica..oh..forgot..until the idiots kept crashing and eventually took out alli..she outperformed danica all race..nuff said